About This Game This weeks The world's best mass llama-slaughter roguelike-lite-ish couch co-op top-down twin-stick shooter.VALA is a frantic top-down shooter where you remotely pilot an endless supply of mechs from your ocean carrier offshore of the apocalypse, fighting through the llama hordes to take down The Llamanati.Features1 to 4 player local couch-co-opA massive, changing city to exploreEvery playthrough is uniqueCampaign and endless modesFull controller and keyboard/mouse supportDozens of weapons to unlockA plethora of perks to unlockHundreds of bad puns, narrated for your pleasureA fancy switch to turn off blood & goreNo in-game loading time, everHow the game worksStart each playthrough with a stock mech and guns - pray that Llamazon blesses you!Weapons and perks that you've unlocked can get dropped in by Llamazon dronesThere are no "health packs" - do you think this is some sort of game?!An awesome foursomePhysics gone-wildTake down llama scum with your special abilitiesHollywood quality CGLlamas! Llamas everywhere!Totally RealisticSteamOver 19 Steam achievementsSteam Cloud Global leaderboardsRave Reviews"How do you sleep at night?" - my Grandmother (really) 7aa9394dea Title: Vicious Attack Llama ApocalypseGenre: Action, IndieDeveloper:RogueCode (PTY) LTDPublisher:RogueCode (PTY) LTDRelease Date: 26 Feb, 2018 Vicious Attack Llama Apocalypse Portable Edition vala-vicious-attack-llama-apocalypse gameplay. vicious attack llama apocalypse coop. vicious attack llama apocalypse download. vicious attack llama apocalypse cheats. vicious attack llama apocalypse pc. vicious attack llama apocalypse ps4. vicious attack llama apocalypse reddit. vicious attack llama apocalypse crack. vicious attack llama apocalypse torrent. vicious attack llama apocalypse wiki. vicious attack llama apocalypse xbox. vicious attack llama apocalypse game. vicious attack llama apocalypse igg. vicious attack llama apocalypse. vicious attack llama apocalypse cheat engine. vicious attack llama apocalypse steam. vala vicious attack llama apocalypse. vicious attack llama apocalypse test. vicious attack llama apocalypse how to revive. vicious attack llama apocalypse metacritic. vicious attack llama apocalypse trainer. vicious attack llama apocalypse multiplayer Take control of a miniture Titan, purging mutant warp spawned llamas in the name of our glorius Emperor of Mankind. This twin stick shooter has everything a Warhammer 40k fan could ask for... Bolters, Flamers, Kraken missles, even Helfrost weaponry... it's so rare to see that in a 40k game though. Though it's not too high on content, it is VERY fun, and that is enough.. This game is a lot of fun. The controls are smooth, the weapons are unique and interesting and the game's writing is full of good humor. I just wish it had online multiplayer so I could more easily play with my friends.. To me, Vicious Attack Llama Apocalypse was what Tesla Vs. Lovecraft should have been. Yes, they are different games at the core, but let me explain. What I like about VALA is that it's a modernized twin-stick wave fighter. It's 'room' based and not necessarily wave based. This slight nuance means all the difference. It doesn't feel so 'dumb' and thoughtless. It also has rogueish elements that add a nice layer of complexity to help combat the braindead act of fighting waves. The humor and polish are great (seriously, those llama puns are nuts). We have four player local co-op. We have metagame unlockables that make you stronger over time and add more variety. And most of all - it's really fun and addicting. Sometimes I even do runs just for the fun of it, and not necessarily with any particular goal in mind.The only downsides I can mention are that I wish it could run on a toaster, and I'm not sure how long the whole game is by looking at unlocks. I will also mention that this game is difficult. Where Tesla Vs. Lovecraft had issues with the begining game being super easy and the endgame impossible, VALA seems to have a consistent 'rogue' standard of difficulty. You will struggle. Thankfully there is a nice layer of strategy available with regards to hoarde management. That's what will keep me playing.Pros:+Fantastic humor and polish+Great twin-stick hoarde management strategy with satisfying abilities (using that stomp at just the right moment!)+Fresh hybrid of twinstick wave fighter with room-based rogueish elements+The metagame unlock system is refreshing and fun; it forces you to constantly try new weapons+While I'm not sure how much content there is - it seems to merit the asking price+Four player local play would be bananasCons:-Won't run on a toaster-Get ready to struggleI'm pleasantly surprised with VALA. From early videos, I almost decided to not pick this up last minute. Glad I did. I think it's worth full price.. Game is original, give it that. The puns, good lord the puns...Now. take this and make a kickbutt brutal mech shmup sans the Llamas por favor?. Edit: Now That I've Beaten It Faster Than Expected Edition Disclaimer - Get this when it's on a good sale.==========VALA is a slick dual-stick shooter that comes as advertised, and the goofy we're-idiot-college-roommates humor works fine on the side considering all your gametime is almost solely invested in murdering entire small countries worth of llamas. Really the sort of thing I haven't played since Smash TV back when most people reading this review weren't even born or were busy filling diapers.I have no doubt this would be amazing couch co-op for we're-idiot-college-roommates, but for god's sake I got this on Steam and it'd be really swell if I could give the creators more of my paycheck and tax return money by shilling out gift copies for friends who will never play this with me anyway if it had online multiplayer. Just saying.TL;DR - I didn't mean to go past 2 hours of played time so I could refund it but here we are.. Super fun game, no loading times, gets progressively harder, cause destruction. Con for me there is no save option that i can find.. 10/10 solid game, pure llama slaughter satisfaction. There's nothing that hits my llama murdering needs like this game. Every person who believes llamas are pure evil will get their tinfoil hats after playing this game for 10 minutes. Let the llama murder commence #llamanatiMustFall. This game is a must have!
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